Silly girl, that shirt says 'Privacy," not "Private Parts" (see thumbnails below for upskirt pics) Didn't that high middle school education teach you anything???Paris Hilton was spotted doin' her part for the economy at Harmony Lane Boutique yesterday, where she turned on the charms and feigned oblivion to the droves of paparazzi capturing her every move. During her fun and pink-infused errand, the socialite showed us her undies, honed her maternal instincts, and swapped spit with someone's unsuspecting dog. But I feel the most sorry for the little girl who showed up with cupcakes hoping they'd actually be eaten by Paris, rather than end up in the trash twenty minutes later. Whatever happened to idolizing nice, STD-free things like Miss America and Barney? Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of Paris Hilton in the gallery. Silly girl, that shirt says 'Privacy," not "Private Parts" (see thumbnails below for upskirt pics) Didn't that high middle school education teach you anything??? Paris Hilton was spotted doin' her part for the economy at Harmony Lane Boutique yesterday, where she turned on the charms and feigned oblivion to the droves of paparazzi capturing her every move. During her fun and pink-infused errand, the socialite showed us her undies, honed her maternal instincts, and swapped spit with someone's unsuspecting dog. But I feel the most sorry for the little girl who showed up with cupcakes hoping they'd actually be eaten by Paris, rather than end up in the trash twenty minutes later. Whatever happened to idolizing nice, STD-free things like Miss America and Barney?
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