Girls look 500% fitter when the sun is out
Like black holes and radios not working in tunnels, the intense fitification (that's a word, right?) of girls in sunshine is one of the universe's great unsolved mysteries.
Somehow, miraculously, when the sun's out, Plain Janes across the land mutate into Kate Upton-alikes, and the high street is suddenly awash with women you can only assume have been in hibernation since last summer.
Sadly, the same can't be true of the millions of men across the country who will today sit at their desks rubbing aftersun into their crimson foreheads.
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